reason 298 why my husband loves me & my cooking. naughty naughty #fuckwearingpantsWhat I love about Adrianne is that she empowers women by demonstrating they can be both in the kitchen and taking pictures of themselves as faceless sex objects. Clearly, this is better than getting paid as much as men only to spend it all on shoes. Stop me if I'm making too much sense. NOTE: Full size versions are slightly NSFW depending on your workplace's ass cheek threshold.
"I learned a long time ago that photographs are not theater. This is not acting. It's pretending. I pretend I'm looking at a man who is looking right at me, a man who sees me as exceptionally clever and adventurous."Clever and adventurous? Wow. I hate to be the one to break it to Amanda Seyfried, but I guarantee you that's not what any man is thinking at that moment. Unless it's me, then I'm totally thinking all that stuff she just said. What was it again? Right, cleavage and adverbs.
This is all pretty funny---except for the inferences that would be unhealthy or unprofessional. Love being behind the camera. LOL!Personally, I don't believe Kathy was drunk, but when an entire television audience thinks you were, it's probably a good idea to stop using the medieval rack in the basement to make yourself look thinner. That can't be good for the ol' eliquibirum. Or neck. (Don't look directly at it.) Scope Out (16) Pics of Kathy Ireland After the Jump
The Michelle Bombshell Nudes
I'm only posting these nude/topless photos of Michelle "Bombshell" McGee so future generations will know we spent the latter half of March estimating just how many genital sores Jesse James received by having an affair with The World's Tattooiest Little Nazi and learn from our mistakes. On that note, let the record show this writer guessed 87, 12 of which looked like Hitler smiling. NOTE: Full Size versions are NSFW. UPDATE: Turns out we were all wrong and WP actually stands for "Wet Pussy." Except now it's "Wow, Jesse James' Penis Is A Cyborg If It Hasn't Fallen Off Yet." Scope Out (24) Pics of Michelle Bombshell Naked After the Jump
via The Superficial - Because You're Ugly.