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Christina Ricci might have been drinking


Here's an absolutely shit-faced Christina Ricci in Paris last night, and is anyone at all surprised to see Lindsay Lohan at the scene of the crime? That's like seeing a fish in the ocean. If the ocean was 3/4ths gin.
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Good luck with that.


Jersey Shore's JWoww shocked the living shit out of people by not acting like a drunken whore at a recent club appearance. Turns out MTV is essentially trying to stop the rotation of the Earth. FOX 411 reports:
Jenni "JWoww" Farley made an appearance at the Estate in Boston over the weekend, but much to everyone's surprise, the reality starlet stayed away from the adult beverages and was heard saying it was because "MTV doesn't want [the cast] to drink."
So while JWoww is behaving herself when it comes to alcohol, it sounds as though she isn't exactly following the network's rules when it comes to earning the big bucks with public appearances.
"She also said that even though MTV is only allowing one appearance per week, she is booking some stuff 'under the radar' and has seven appearances next week. North Carolina, Florida, Buffalo and Cancun were a few of the places she mentioned," snitched an insider.
MTV did not respond for comment. But a rep for Farley said "Jwoww is not doing paid appearances across the nation. she is visiting family and friends in other cities like she has doing for the last 10 years. She has always followed MTV guidelines and will continue to do so."
I like how JWoww's publicist tries to pull off the save even though you can't even go to Subway without one of these kids personally telling you the bread is "Quido-tastic!" No, really, I was at the mall yesterday and saw Snooki opening a Bass Pro Shop. Or was it a stuffed woodchuck in lingerie? Close enough.
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Jessica Simpson’s rotund breasts and other news


- Lindsay Lohan's Lawsuit: This is definitely what's happening. [PopEater] - Jessica Simpson talks about something on Letterman but you can't see her cleavage no one cares. [Lainey Gossip] - Amy Winehouse is designing clothes now. You'll believe a woman can wear a bottle of rum. [Dlisted] - Christoph Waltz should stop bogarting the free BJs. [Celebslam] - Kristen Stewart proves Hollywood is a bunch of prudes. [Huffington Post] - Elton John replacing Simon Cowell? [TheFABlife] - Kendra Wilksinson literally thought the stork would just drop the kid off. [Amy Grindhouse] - Ashley Greene's breasts are still out there. [PopSugar] - Mario Lopez impregnated a woman? That can't be right... [ICYDK] - Jessica Biel climbs goddamn mountains, but go ahead and bang go-go dancers, Justin Timberlake. That won't end with a Yeti in your cereal. [Socialite Life] - Charlie Sheen prepares to throw Brooke Mueller under the bus. [Betty Confidential] Follow The Superficial on Facebook || Twitter
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Corey Feldman gets it


Corey Feldman went on Larry King Live and took aim at the celebrities feigning sympathy for Corey Haim but let him die broke and "destitute." Via People:
"At the end of the day, Larry, where were all these people the last 10 years, the last 15 years of Corey's life?" asked Feldman, also 38. "Where were all these people to lend a hand out, to reach out to him and say, you know, you're a legend, you're - you're an amazingly talented, wonderful person who's really never gone out of his way to hurt anybody other than himself?"
Feldman said "a sizeable memorial" will be planned for Haim - which he hopes will be well-attended. "You see these people making great statements and that's wonderful and I hope they're all there for the memorial and I hope they're all there for the funeral. But where were they during his life?"
That's exactly what I've been saying! All these celebrities tweeting away like Corey Haim was their goddamn life-partner and they spent Saturdays hiking together. It's literally Boner all over again. Next thing you know, they'll be on Larry King milking this thing for another 15 minutes. Well, I'm with you, Corey Feldman. Fuck. That. Wait. Video After the Jump
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That’s not Jessica Biel…


Here's Justin Timberlake partying with some go-go dancers at Tao until the wee hours of this morning and I'm sure these are completely innocent photos. This is just another day that ends in "Y" for Justin Timberlake. However, I'm posting them anyway on the off-chance Jessica Biel sees them and feels that sex with an anonymous Internet blogger will teach him a lesson. Which it will as long as no one starts talking about condoms. This is a delicate procedure. Now, quick, somebody help me write "Suck it, dancing boy" on my back.
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Heidi Montag fires Spencer as her manager


Heidi Montag has fired Spencer Pratt as a manager and replaced him with a psychic healer. -- I'm failing to see how this was a bad move. People reports:
Pratt, who has managed the couple since the day they met nearly five years ago - when Montag was 19 years old - is being replaced with a Malibu-based psychic named Aiden Chase, the reality star tells PEOPLE.
"After the incredible experiences I have had healing my life and truly connecting to my dreams with healer intuitive Aiden Chase, I have officially asked him to become my manager," Montag says. "Having an intuitive psychic leading my team gives me an edge no one else has."


"No longer is my husband the face of my business or managing my career," she adds. "I am going to have Aiden Chase help manage my new life and career in a very different and positive way with light and love. The time for change is now. Never mix business and pleasure. We are no longer Speidi but Spencer and Heidi."
Of course, it's obvious this Aiden Chase isn't a real psychic because upon being offered the job, he didn't put a gun in his mouth which anyone could tell you is the inevitable conclusion here. Shit, even I guessed it, and sometimes I forget to wear pants when I leave the house. That said, if this guy releases a statement announcing his client will one day be a vinyl couch, I think we have to agree he's legit.
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Hilary Duff’s Hotness In 3D

Here’s Hilary Duff helping to launch some new 3D LED television in New York the other day, looking as hot as ever, even if she is still engaged to that hockey douche. If you really wanted to make a splash with your launch, how about some 3D video of Hilary taking a [...]
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Corey Haim dating Daisy of Love when he died


Because God apparently wants me to feel sorry for Corey Haim, turns out he was dating everyone's favorite probably-used-to-be-a-dude reality star Daisy de la Hoya when he died, according to E! News:
After being introduced by Corey Feldman shortly before Haim died, he began dating 27-year-old Daisy de la Hoya, the star of VH1 reality show Daisy of Love...
"I'm sooooooo devastated right now," de la Hoya tweeted this morning. "This is the worst day ever I can't believe this."
The romance between the two was very new. "Daisy loved The Lost Boys, and she always had a crush on Corey," a source close to De la Hoya tells us. "Their first official date was two weeks ago, but they'd been hanging out a little while before that. Corey invited her to the Playboy Mansion. Corey Feldman came, too."
De la Hoya apparently wanted to help Haim with his struggles. "Daisy knew Corey was doing a lot of drugs--especially prescription meds," our source says. "She thought he was kind and talented, and she wanted to rescue him. She became his confidant over the last few weeks. He told her a lot."
Awesome. Can't wait to hear how, surprise, Daisy's carrying Corey Haim's baby as she finally finds a publicity gravy train that doesn't require Bret Michael's penis to board. On that note, will anyone be offended if I go back and change all my commentary from yesterday to "This bitch did it"? Okay, good. Scope Out (16) Pics of Daisy de la Hoya After the Jump
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Whitney Port Bikini Pictures

Now that I’ve found out who this Whitney Port chick is, and that she’s on some shitty show that I don’t watch because I’m a straight male over the age of fourteen, I still think she looks good in her bikini. Here she is lounging by the pool, relaxing and [...]
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Britney Spears’ Nipples Bought A Maserati

Britney Spears seems to have gotten her life back in order, at least financially, because here she is with her weird sad nipples buying herself a Maserati. Life is looking up for those sad little things. Cheer up girls, you may still be attached to a strange former [...]
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Completely Gratuitous

Good lord, he is UNBEARABLY attractive. It's almost too much! ALMOST. True Blood's Viking Vampire Erik, otherwise known as Alexander Skarsgård , is gracing the pages the El Lay Times Magazine this week looking utterly FLAWLESS. We think he brings the SEKS all dressed up like that, but to be completely frank, with this one, the less [...]
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It’s Coco Time.


As a gift to her fans for reaching 60,000 Twitter followers, Coco posted a picture of herself standing naked in a tanning bed which is exactly why I take time out each month to recognize her fine service to the Internet. When anthropologists in the future look back at our civilization I imagine Coco will be revered as almost a real-life Wonder Woman. Or Marilyn Monroe with gigantic tits. NOTE: Full size version contains a grainy, quasi-NSFW allusion to vagina.
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Coco Displays Her Assets In All Their Glory!!

What a delightful and unexpected present!! Our beloved Coco's Twitter page reached 60,000 followers this morning, so Ice-T's lady celebrated by posting this stunning, NSFW pic of herself enjoying some UV rays in her tanning bed! We are seriously speechless. Honestly, how does she stand upright? The proportions of her body are just OTHERWORLDLY. Enjoy the [...]
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Whitney Port in a bikini and other news


- Corey Haim suddenly matters to celebrities with Twitter accounts. [PopEater] - Gwyneth Paltrow thinks she can sing now. [Lainey Gossip] - Christina Hendricks gets her own Barbie doll. [Dlisted] - Grace Jones really needs to stop doing this. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW] - Marisa Miller should be bronzed and presented to me by the cast of Twilight. [Celebslam] - Charlie Sheen is going back to work already. Good thing they settled that whole attacking his wife thing. Oh, wait. [Huffington Post] - Demi Moore has looked at her daughter's face, right? Just checking. [TheFABlife] - Farrah Fawcett's family gets an apology from the Academy Awards. [StarPulse] - Sofia Vergara is still chesty as hell. [HollywoodTuna] - Marion Cotillard as I've often dreamt of her. [Just Jared] - Robert Pattinson used to get the shit kicked out of him a lot. No, not Captain Emo Vampire. [The Blemish] - Gary Dourdan does have experience with crime scenes. [Bossip] Follow The Superficial on Facebook || Twitter
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Jesus Mother of God


I'm mostly posting this just-released outtake from Megan Fox's photo shoot in the April issue of Harper's Bazaar because it has absolutely nothing to do with Corey Haim. Unless it turns out he was secretly Brian Austin Green in disguise which, I'm not going to lie, will make me a religious man. (Ball's in your court, Big Guy.) EDIT: To anyone who cares about women's names, turns out this is actually model Mia Rosing which still has no impact on the theme of this post.
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Finally. Corey Feldman speaks.


Like the setting of the sun, when one Corey dies another must make a statement. On his emo blog:
I was awakened at 8:30 this morning by my brother and sister knocking on my bedroom door. They informed me of the loss of my brother Corey Haim. My eyes weren't even open all the way when the tears started streaming down my face. I am so sorry for Corey, his mother Judy, his family, my family, all of our fans, and of course my son who I will have to find a way to explain this to when he gets home from school. This is a tragic loss of a wonderful,beautiful,tormented soul, who will always be my brother,family, and best friend. We must all take this as a lesson in how we treat the people we share this world with while they are still here to make a difference. Please respect our families as we struggle and grieve through this difficult time. I hope the art Corey has left behind will be remembered as the passion of that for which he truly lived. ~ Corey
So basically Corey Haim's death is a pain in the voice of Donatello's ass because he has to explain it to his son. Got it. On that note, if I had a kid and was friends with Corey Haim, I probably would've been laying the groundwork for this a long time ago. "Okay, son, Uncle Corey's going to play video games with us for a little while. But see how he's twitching? Don't get attached."
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Corey Haim turned down Celebrity Rehab last week


Corey Haim reportedly turned down an offer to participate in VH1's Celebrity Rehab within the past 10 days, according to TMZ:
Sources connected with Dr. Drew's show tell us casting producers called Corey. They say he was "extremely defensive and insulted, saying, 'It's the last show I'd ever do.'"
Our sources say the 3-minute conversation ended with Corey saying, "I do not need help."
Since Corey's no longer us with us, I feel like he'd want me to deliver this message to Dr. Drew: FACE!
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Pamela Anderson’s Fake Boobs Just Because

I’ve always liked Pamela Anderson and her big fat titties so why wouldn’t I post pictures of the hot old bird signing autographs at Sears? Especially considering that her massive fake boobs are front and center distracting us form her weathered face. While she’s at Sears she might want to pick up [...]
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Jamie Jungers wins Best Whore


Here's Jamie Jungers leaving The Howard Stern Show this morning where she took first place in a Miss Tiger Woods contest against Jaime Grubbs and Loredana Jolie by apparently describing his penis in the most detail. Why not? Ironically, this is the same Jamie Jungers who claims she doesn't want to be remembered as Tiger Woods' mistress, and isn't a prostitute. That being said, she'll just go ahead and cash this $75,000 for all that sex she had with him. But, again, not a hooker. Scope Out (16) Pics of Jamie Jungers After the Jump
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Hayden Panettiere Little Person Glamor

Here’s little person Hayden Panettiere all dolled up for one of the Oscar parties that happened over the weekend. I’m impressed, she looks good, classy like a regular sized woman. The best thing about Hayden being so small is that everything looks really big in her hands. [...]
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