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Lindsay Lohan never texted dad in the hospital

By The Superficial - Because You're Ugly | Published: March 19, 2010

Seen here getting turned away at Trousdale because the other customers have to drink, too, Lindsay Lohan informed Gossip Cop she never texted her dad while he was in the hospital:
After reading the Radar story, we contacted Lindsay to apologize for being the ones to first break the news of her dad's hospitalization to her, but that we saw she reached out to him.
Not so fast.
Lindsay, whose personal life and conversations have become public because her dad secretly recorded phone calls with her and her mother, actually did NOT contact her father.
In response to our mentioning the Radar "exclusive," Lindsay told Gossip Cop she "didn't" contact Michael Lohan at all.
I'm mostly posting this to remind everyone Michael Lohan will say a duck's a cow if it'll get his name in the press. Which also explains why his daughter is currently being shunned from society to protect our precious liquor reserves. Now tell me somebody's posting tanks outside convenience stores because anything less and we're just jerking each other off and calling it a magic show. (I don't know military talk.)
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Lindsay Texts Dad In The Hospital

By Perez Hilton | Published: March 18, 2010
Lindsay Lohan's father Michael Lohan was rushed to the hospital earlier this week after suffering a mild heart attack. Yesterday, he was scheduled to undergo an angioplasty to unblock his clogged arteries, but America's favorite dad was able to muster up the strength to talk to the press about his recent ordeal. Papa Lohan explains: “The surgeons are [...]
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Lindsay Lohan texted her dad in the hospital

By The Superficial - Because You're Ugly | Published: March 17, 2010

Michael Lohan claims Lindsay sent him a text after learning he suffered a heart attack yesterday, according to RadarOnline:
"I got a text message from Lindsay which read: 'OMG. Hope you are okay' and my other kids have all been in contact with me too.
"My girlfriend Kate Major slept here with me overnight and my spirits have been lifted by the support from both my family and friends.
"I've been through a lot in my life, been to jail, various court cases, even drove my Ferrari over a cliff once, so, it's going to take a lot more than this to finish me off!
Surprisingly Michael Lohan isn't talking out his ass because The Superficial has obtained a full transcript of their conversation: 
xxx-xxx-8008: OMG hope you are okay
xxx-xxx-7734: i'll survive. if you show me your boobs :)
xxx-xxx-8008: can't. having sex.
xxx-xxx-7734: with who?
xxx-xxx-8008: like id know
xxx-xxx-7734: that's alright. ill just kick kate in the vagina.
xxx-xxx-7734: love you!
xxx-xxx-8008: [no response]
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Michael Lohan Has A Mild Heart Attack!

By Perez Hilton | Published: March 17, 2010
Wow! Michael Lohan has a HEART?! Yeah, we didn't know either! Well, apparently the douche-tastic dad of the decade has enough of one for it to try and reject his body yesterday! His girlfriend Kate Major reveals: 'Michael was in Miami. We just flew back to New York last night. But he didn’t feel well all [...]
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Michael Lohan had a heart attack

By The Superficial - Because You're Ugly | Published: March 17, 2010

Lindsay Lohan's dad apparently suffered a heart attack Tuesday afternoon, according to TMZ:
Michael Lohan was taken to a hospital in New York after suffering chest pains that radiated to his arms. Kate says an EKG showed evidence of a heart attack.
Kate says Michael is at St. Francis Hospital in Manhasset. She says Michael will undergo a "procedure" but wasn't specific.
For the record, the source of this information is Kate Major who tried to bang Jon Gosselin to stardom, so for all we know Michael Lohan bumped his elbow trying to kick her in the vagina or they're pitching a reality show about deadbeat dads with angina. Let's assume both.
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Michael Lohan’s Ex Arrested For Harassment!

By Perez Hilton | Published: March 12, 2010
These two deserve each other! Michael Lohan's ex Erin Muller has been arrested today in Nassau County, New York for harassment. According to Michael, she called him, which is a violation of a restraining order he has against her. Although, the idiot has a restraining order against him as well! "Erin denies ever calling him … [...]
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Check Under Your Ride, Lilo! Daddy Might Be Tracking You!

By Perez Hilton | Published: March 11, 2010
According to his ex, he can do that! Erin Muller used to let Michael Lohan get all up in her undercarrige, but these days, with a restraining order and new lady in his life, now the only thing attached to it is a tracking device! Oh yeah! Papa Lohan has lost what dollop of sanity he had [...]
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Ad Company’s Notes Reveal More In Lindsay Lawsuit!

By Perez Hilton | Published: March 11, 2010
The E-Trade commercial that spurred Lindsay Lohan to take legal action may have been influenced by the hard pAArtying starlet after all! An Esquire magazine reporter got an inside look at the Grey Group's ad-making process and obtained the notes made while brainstorming for the commercial. The baby named Lindsay in question was originally named [...]
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Michael Lohan Is Euthanized Has A Catheterization

By Perez Hilton | Published: March 9, 2010
Just what you were hoping for today: more deets on Papa Lohan's heart! Michael Lohan had gas heart-trouble on Saturday that had him rushed to the hospital. Since then, we've heard that it's been everything from a stroke to just some blockage. Now, Papa Lohan has seen his own doctor in New York, who has [...]
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Michael Lohan Suffered A “Near Stroke”!!

By Perez Hilton | Published: March 7, 2010
Michael Lohan was in the middle of his pre-fight physical for his much-anticipated (ha) Celebrity Boxing match when Lohan had to be rushed to the hospital! For chest pains!!!! "He had chest pains all day and pains down his left arm," said Kate Major, ex-fuck buddy to Jon Gosselin turned GF to Poppa Lohan. But never fear, [...]
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Michael Lohan’s Chest Pain Scare

By Gena Oppenheim | Published: March 7, 2010
After being taken to the hospital on Saturday night for chest pain, Michael Lohan is said to be back at home, but prepared to follow up with doctors in New York. Lindsay Lohan’s dad was due at a celebrity boxing tournament, but had to be replaced when he started to feel ill. OK! NEWS:  MICHAEL LOHAN [...]
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Michael Lohan Claims He’s Not Nuts!

By Perez Hilton | Published: March 4, 2010
But we know the truth! In a recent interview, La Loca slammed her excuse for a dad, Michael Lohan, for his publicity seeking ways hidden behind fatherly concern. She said: "I'm not really speaking to him. Saying those things is the last thing that's going to get me to speak to him and I've [...]
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Lindsanity Officially Out Of Control!!!

By Perez Hilton | Published: February 26, 2010
If this doesn't prove that she's absolutely healthy, happy, and back on track, then what does?! After getting a nice fat paycheck from The Sun for expoloiting her own coked out past, Lindsanity is back in EL Lay and doing what she does best - pAArtying!! And this time around even SaMANtha Ronson is tired of girlfriend's [...]
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Michael Lohan Addresses Lindsay’s Drug Comments

By Perez Hilton | Published: February 23, 2010
Of course he is! Lindsay Lohan's proud papa Michael Lohan is commending his daughter for coming clean about her alcohol and cocaine abuse, BUT he denies that Lindsay hit rock bottom when he started to go public with the media and stands by his claims that her real issue at the moment is prescription drug addiction. He [...]
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The World According To Lindsanity, Part 2

By Perez Hilton | Published: February 23, 2010
La Loca continued her delusional interview today - in which she tries to convince herself the world that she's not still a disastrous mess of a crackwhore - with the most respectable, highest-profile news outlet she could find that would still pay for her irrelevant ass, Britain's The Sun, and it gets even more ridiculous [...]
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Michael Lohan Bashes Former Friend Jon Gosselin

By Perez Hilton | Published: February 19, 2010
Talk about the pot calling the kettle black! According to Michael Lohan and his famewhore girlfriend, Kate Major, Jon Gosselin is a "dimwit." We'll second his statements, but we've said worse - and meant it! “If Jon was smart… and I don’t think he is smart, he would listen to what TLC tells him to do [...]
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HOT GALLERY: Lindsay Lohan Spreads Peace Around London

By Brittany Talarico | Published: February 19, 2010
Lindsay Lohan flashed the peace sign yesterday outside the Connaught Hotel in London. The socialite has been busy pursuing philanthropic ventures across the pond. She hosted an event to raise money for relief efforts in Haiti. Linds sports a borderline grunge look as she leaves her hotel. She has been looking a bit bewildered lately [...]
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Michael Lohan on Lindsay: “My Daughter Needs Rehab for at Least 3 Months”

By Brittany Talarico | Published: February 18, 2010
Michael Lohan is continuing public rants, now confessing (again) his concern for daughter Lindsay Lohan’s health. Michael — with girlfriend Kate Major silently at his side — opened up to Radar Online about his heightened anxiety for his eldest daughter, who he feels should have never been allowed to leave court after her DUI trial. [...]
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Michael Lohan Blabbing About Lindsay AGAIN, Says She Needs Rehab

By Perez Hilton | Published: February 18, 2010
Well, DUH! But didn't he say he was going to shut about her? Michael Lohan is yapping to the press again about daughter Lindsay Lohan and how she needs to go to rehab "for at least 3 months." Michael is convinced that Lindsay is addicted to prescription pills and is planning to confront the [...]
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Michael Lohan And Kate Major Moving To El Lay!

By Perez Hilton | Published: February 15, 2010
BARF! Michael Lohan and girlfriend (who must be INSANE) Kate Major are moving to Los Angeles together by BUS and they're filming a reality show so we can all watch their massive trainwreck of a journey! Lohan is hoping to get some of his "celebrity" pals to join him and participate in different charity fundraisers at stops [...]
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