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I know that it shouldn’t come as a surprise that supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio’s body looks so f@#king hot in a bikini, but I’m stunned every time I see it. Here she is stretching, of all thing, in her little pink bikini. Amazing!! One of the worlds most attractive [...]
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As the world focuses its attention on last night's
Academy Awards, it's comforting to know supermodels are still out there stretching and standing in the ocean. In a way, they're almost like
The Hurt Locker, but with less war-fighting and more making women self-conscious about their appearance so they'll try to fit in Victoria's Secret underwear. (Out of respect for Katherine Bigelow, I'm not going to say which is the nobler cause.)
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I don’t know if these pictures of Victoria’s Secret supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio in various bikini combinations are new or old or what, but they’re pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio in various bikini combinations so who the f@#k cares? When I die I hope to be reincarnated as a grain of sand somewhere [...]
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I know that it shouldn’t come as a surprise that supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio looks so f@#king hot in a bikini, but I’m stunned every time I see it. Here she is using a surfboard completely the wrong way, and looking f@#king hot doing it. I would like to dress [...]
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I'm trying to decide which is the most hard-hitting and pertinent news story of the morning,
Gary Coleman's arrest or Alessandra Ambrosio pretending the ocean is giving her an orgasm.
Dammit. It's times like these I really hate being so devoted to journalistic integrity. But we've all got our crosses...
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The Superficial - Because You're Ugly.
I know that it shouldn’t come as a surprise that supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio looks so f@#king hot in a bikini, but I’m stunned every time I see it. Here she is using a surfboard completely the wrong way, and looking f@#king hot doing it. I would like to dress [...]
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Who are the top 99 most desirable women? AskMen.com posed that exact question to readers, and more than 6 million voters answered. The results, however, were a little surprising. For instance Megan Fox — who would presumably be a shoo-in for a top 10 spot (check out her underwear ad for Emporio Armani) — fell [...]
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These pictures aren’t your typical glossy airbrushed professional photos, they’re just a few personal pics of supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio topless in her bikini and flashing some ass on the beach. I don’t know what more anyone could ask for. Other than maybe being reincarnated as a pair of bikini bottoms… [...]
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If you’re looking for pictures of a supermodel doing weird things with her body, you’ve come to the right place. Unfortunately Alessandra Ambrosio isn’t doing weird good things with her body she’s doing weird unattractive things with her body. Here she is on the beach doing some sort of workout/stretching routine [...]
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List of Mankind's Achievements that Needed to Happen (Revised)
1. Letting Michael Bay direct a Victoria's Secret commercial.
2. Harnessing the power of flight.
3. Inventing the printing press.
4. Fire.
5.
David After Dentist.
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It’s Friday and I’ve been over served by the f@#king bartender once again so I’m going to keep this short and sweet, like the girl I brought home last night. She was a midget but really nice when I kicked her out this morning because I had to take a crap. [...]
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- Paris Hilton goes skiing with arms dealers which proves she's a biological weapon for the government. [
Lainey Gossip]
- Carmen Electra's leaked lesbian "sex tape" was really a viral ad. That would explain the lack of sex. [
Drunken Stepfater: Site is NSFW]
- Chelsea Clinton is engaged. [
Just Jared]
- Michael Lohan did NOT threaten to kill himself on Twitter but appreciates the idea. [
PopEater]
- Kevin Federline lost some weight. I think. It depends on the angle, really. [
Celebslam]
- Colin Farrell gets shirtless for the woman he knocked up. [
PopSugar]
- Shauna Sands stops pretending she wasn't 100% behind the release of her sex tape. [
The Blemish]
- Britney Spears might have proposed to Jason Trawick. Or got down on one knee to pick up an M&M. Story developing... [
Wonderwall]
- Tom Cruise horns in on Katie Holme's
So You Think Can Dance action because he's a tiny eater of joy. [
Socialite Life]
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The Superficial - Because You're Ugly.
If you don't like looking at insanely hot women in lingerie, now would be a good time to go see
New Moon and/or become a
People subscriber. These are shots from last night's 2009 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, and I started things off with
Alessandra Ambrosio and
Marisa Miller who seem to be engaged in some sort of epic ab battle where the only real loser is all of us who will never get to touch them. -- Wow, I honestly didn't set out to drive people to suicide, yet here we are. My bad.
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Miranda Kerr whose ass should've been the top pic. I've failed you.
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Selita Ebanks because I hope Nick Cannon is reading and sobbing in his butler outfit. This isn't how you make Mariah's sandwich.
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Doutzen Kroes. Do I really have to explain why?
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The Superficial - Because You're Ugly.
Heidi Klum surprised attendees at last night’s Victoria’s Secret fashion show at the Lexington Armory in NYC: While guests knew she’d be hosting the event, the hot mama ended up on the runway! Fergie and the Black Eyed Peas were also on hand to perform, while a dapper Jay-Z watched from the audience.
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OK! Magazine - The First for Celebrity News.
I know what you’re thinking, how could you possible improve on an already perfect female like Alessandra Ambrosio? Put her in a tight pair of leather f@#king pants that’s how. Here she is walking the streets during filming for some shit I don’t care about, it doesn’t matter, the [...]
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Here are stupidly gorgeous Victoria's Secret models Alessandra Ambrosio and Ana Beatriz Barros posing for the December issue of
<a href="GQ UK">GQ UK proving once again the British have the technology to infiltrate my brain and ferret out what I want for Christmas. Of course, we can't be sure until these two arrive on my doorstep gift-wrapped with a stocking full of
action figures handguns and meat.
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The Superficial - Because You're Ugly.
I don’t know if these are old pictures or not, but any time I get supermodels like Ana Beatriz Barros and Alessandra Ambrosio lounging around the pool in their bikinis and lingerie I’m f@#king posting it. I’m sure most of you would do the same. Supermodels in bathing suits and [...]
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Here's Alessandra Ambrosio on a Victoria's Secret photo shoot in St. Barth's yesterday and it's almost impossible to believe a baby was once in there. Now, I'm not saying every woman in America should stop ordering ranch with everything they eat and start looking exactly like a Victoria's Secret model because that's how eating disorders happen. I'm mostly just saying they should stop getting pregnant. See? That wasn't so bad.
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The Superficial - Because You're Ugly.
Jesus Alessandra Ambrosio is hot! I would sell my right testicle for an hour or two with her. We could play boggle and maybe some chinese checkers, I’ll let her win if she’ll lets me hold her hand. Obviously by hold her hand I mean perform rotten sex acts on her [...]
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This is even more proof that Alessandra Ambrosio quite possibly is the most perfect woman on the planet. Real women don’t look this good in short shorts after shitting out an ankle bitter. I guess that’s what makes her so special. That and the super power she has over mine and [...]
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Alessandra Ambrosio Stretching In A Bikini
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