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Adrianne Curry is a good wife

By The Superficial - Because You're Ugly | Published: March 15, 2010

Adrianne Curry posted - then removed - the above pic on Saturday with the following tweet:

reason 298 why my husband loves me & my cooking. naughty naughty #fuckwearingpants

What I love about Adrianne is that she empowers women by demonstrating they can be both in the kitchen and taking pictures of themselves as faceless sex objects. Clearly, this is better than getting paid as much as men only to spend it all on shoes. Stop me if I'm making too much sense. NOTE: Full size versions are slightly NSFW depending on your workplace's ass cheek threshold.

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Bangin’ Bod, Adrianne!

By Perez Hilton | Published: March 14, 2010

Damn, girl! When did Adrianne Curry become such a beefed up chica???? This Top Model alum puts the stoner stereotype to shame! Curry flexed and contorted much to the satisfaction of the followers of her official Twitter the other day. We likey!

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The Shady Bunch!

By Perez Hilton | Published: January 4, 2010

Barry Williams AKA "Greg Brady" is on the outs with his 26-year-old ex-girlfriend Elizabeth Kennedy because she used his ATM card 75 times totaling up to $50,000 without the guy knowing! Barry is also seeking a temporary restraining order against Elizabeth because of her alleged crazy behavior. Barry claims that she threatened to kill herself AND him [...]

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Adriane Curry Geeks Out & Gets Nekkid

By Perez Hilton | Published: December 8, 2009

Every 13 year old boy is losing their shiz right about…now! The always classy ass stoner, Adrianne Curry, posted this pic up on her Twitter yesterday. Apparently, she likes to take all of her clothes off to get high play World of Warcraft! Obviously, with no career, she has nothing better to do.

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Nightly News: Adrianne Curry Gets Naked Online; Carrie Underwood Is Bikini Ready

By Jaime Rabb | Published: December 7, 2009

Adrianne Curry wears her birthday suit to play World of Warcraft. (The Superficial) Carrie Underwood shows off her amazing bikini body in the Bahamas. (Just Jared) Glee star Cory Monteith kisses Hairspray star Nikki Blonsky on cheek. (Pop Eater) Heidi Klum takes 2 month old, Lou Samuel, shopping at the Grove in LA. (Socialite Life) Tori Spelling’s hubby, Dean [...]

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Adrianne Curry playing WoW naked

By The Superficial - Because You're Ugly | Published: December 7, 2009

After looking at this latest pic of Adrianne Curry playing World of Warcraft naked, I'm convinced the sole purpose of her Twitter page is to make fanboys ejaculate to death thus conserving Earth's precious Mountain Dew reservoirs. To prove my theory, I included some recent shots of her making out with a chick, and one with a Darth Vader statue between her tits. - That's actually happening. - Now if you'll excuse me, I need to explain to my boss why there's a hole in my office wall: Whatever minority you hate came in here chucking grenades! I swear. (SWISH.) NOTE: If you actually want to know more about Adrianne's obsession with World of Warcraft, Geekologie's all over it. Along with his monitor, the copy machine and what can only be described as a pile of Chalupas shaped like a pterodactyl. MORE IMPORTANT NOTE: Adrianne edited the second pic on her Twitter, so there's no NSFW version. Sorry!

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Adrianne Curry has been working out

By The Superficial - Because You're Ugly | Published: October 30, 2009

Adrianne Curry posted the above pic to her Twitter today with the following message:

My pumped upper back. I may look skinner, but I'm cut,bitches! ;)

Thanks to the magic of Twitter, it's safe to assume Adrianne Curry spends her days either dressed up as hot comic book characters or just wandering around the house in a bikini. I don't know what her husband Pete Brady did to deserve all this, but I'm pretty sure when he dies Satan will make him wander the Earth haunting old people with hearing problems as part of their agreement. PETE: Boo! GRAMPA: What now? No oatmeal for me, thank you. PETE: Goddammit...

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Adrianne Curry as Slave Leia

By The Superficial - Because You're Ugly | Published: October 20, 2009

Here's Adrianne Curry decked out as Slave Leia for the 2009 Wizard World Big Apple over the weekend where she also found time to dress up as Wonder Woman and Silk Spectre. Apparently the Leia Bikini outfit wasn't enough to make fanboys' penises erupt into a mushroom cloud of Magic: The Gathering cards and loneliness thus feeding her insatiable hunger for nerd-boners. Or so the legend goes... Scope Out (24) Pics of Adrianne After the Jump