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Katy Perry’s breasts made it out and other news

By The Superficial - Because You're Ugly | Published: February 1, 2010

- Brangelina use the DGAs to pretend they don't throw children at each other behind closed doors.[Lainey Gossip] - Christina Aguilera's breasts not getting smaller is the most important news item you will read today. Unless someone hot wears a bikini later. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW] - Aubrey O'Day defies all odds by scoring an invite to the Grammys Brunch. Whatever the fuck that is. [Just Jared] - Elton John apparently helped Donatella Versace get off drugs. Okay, sure. [PopEater] - Rip Torn is a kickass drunk. I seriously mean that. [Celebslam] - Tila Tequila deleted her Twitter account which can only mean she's shrunk herself into our cellular signals. Abandon Earth! [Amy Grindhouse] - Kristen Bell just made everyone who saw When in Rome believe in justice again. [The Blemish] - Taylor Lautner partied with Lindsay Lohan? HAHAHAHA! Enjoy your new career, Wilmer Valderrama: Take Two. [PopSugar] - Beyonce stole Rihanna's dress last night? Is this because she banged Jay-Z? How else is the man supposed to seal record contracts? Notarized signatures? Get outta here. [Bossip] Follow The Superficial on Facebook || Twitter

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Rihanna isn’t taking any chances

By The Superficial - Because You're Ugly | Published: February 1, 2010

Here's Rihanna at the Pre-Grammy Gala Saturday night which is the same event she attended last year right before Chris Brown beat the ever-living fuck out of her for peeping his texts from another woman. It's also why I'm 98% positive her outfit acts as a defensive shield thus providing Rihanna a much-needed sense of security. Otherwise, there's no other explanation here besides the 80s showing up to finish the job Chris Brown started. Holy shit, they've got Aqua Net! Shields. Activate.

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The 52nd Annual Grammy Awards

By The Superficial - Because You're Ugly | Published: February 1, 2010

And now for everyone who didn't get their own post. Taylor Swift sporting a glow that only John Mayer's penis can provide. Beyonce hoping to God she doesn't have to give another one of her speeches to the anorexic flapper above. Fucking Kanye... Carrie Underwood who's already mastered the cold, icy demeanor of a 40-year-old soccer mom. Katy Perry mistakenly thinking anyone cares about her without seeing 20 square yards of cleavage Rihanna who's sincerely just glad to be there alive. *sniff sniff* Is that Wrigley's? RUN, BITCH! Ke$ha. .... Who the hell is this? Seriously. Miley Cyrus with a faceful of collagen. USA! USA! USA! Nicole Kidman. Because dead people should be invited, too, you guys. Olivia Munn: Master of the Boring Red Carpet Poses. Heidi Klum. I'll let you guess why I included her and it's not because Seal's "Kiss From a Rose" touches me in places I never knew existed. (My heart.) Scope Out (40) Pics of the 52nd Annual Grammys After the Jump

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GRAMMYS: Marilyn Manson’s camel toe is freakishly life-like

By The Superficial - Because You're Ugly | Published: February 1, 2010

Here's Lady GaGa at the 52nd Annual Grammy Awards Sunday night where she pushed the boundaries of sexual perception or whatever the hell you call the outcome of eating a bucket of acid then wearing Superman's crystal computer as a hat. Which also explains why her vagina looks like a pale Marlon Brando circa 1978. JOR-EL: Kal-El, down here. Down here, Kal-El. SUPERMAN: Yeah, dad? Aw, Jesus. JOR-EL: Haha! Made you look! Scope Out (20) Pics of Lady GaGa After the Jump

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GRAMMYS: Marisa Miller was there

By The Superficial - Because You're Ugly | Published: February 1, 2010

Probably the most important part, if not the sole purpose, of the entire music industry is to find hot bitches to star in music videos. Which is why I assume Marisa Miller was at the Grammys last night. On that note, I'm launching an expedition to find out where exactly her legs end. It should take roughly three weeks and require all my skill and cunning. -- And your car. I swear I won't drive this one into a ravine and say it was possessed by Indian ghosts angered by my white skin. Which it was.

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GRAMMYS: Britney Spears’ stylist hates her

By The Superficial - Because You're Ugly | Published: February 1, 2010

Presumably to make the nominees feel better about themselves, Britney Spears was invited to the 52nd Annual Grammys where she arrived wearing some sort of pants-free sadness. Although, the best part of her outfit is the look on Jason Trawick's face as he realizes everyone now knows he bribes her with M&Ms for sex which really should be considered a form of rape when one party's been deemed retarded by the state. But that's just me.

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GRAMMYS: So Pink was pretty much naked…

By The Superficial - Because You're Ugly | Published: February 1, 2010

Because no one goes to her concerts, Pink shocked the Grammys audience by performing in a basically non-existent outfit while dangling dripping wet from the ceiling. Except I'm kidding and these are just pics from the men's high dive. Enjoy, ladies. Scope Out (16) Pics of Pink After the Jump