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The Michelle Bombshell Nudes
I'm only posting these nude/topless photos of Michelle "Bombshell" McGee so future generations will know we spent the latter half of March estimating just how many genital sores Jesse James received by having an affair with The World's Tattooiest Little Nazi and learn from our mistakes. On that note, let the record show this writer guessed 87, 12 of which looked like Hitler smiling. NOTE: Full Size versions are NSFW. UPDATE: Turns out we were all wrong and WP actually stands for "Wet Pussy." Except now it's "Wow, Jesse James' Penis Is A Cyborg If It Hasn't Fallen Off Yet." Scope Out (24) Pics of Michelle Bombshell Naked After the Jump
via The Superficial - Because You're Ugly.