"I don't brush my teeth. No, really. I just use Listerine, and sometimes I'll use my sweater."A lot of you sent this one in, so I really put a lot of thought into how this information truly affects me as a person and here's what I came up with: Does she still have giant breasts? Then we're good here.
Jenni "JWoww" Farley made an appearance at the Estate in Boston over the weekend, but much to everyone's surprise, the reality starlet stayed away from the adult beverages and was heard saying it was because "MTV doesn't want [the cast] to drink."I like how JWoww's publicist tries to pull off the save even though you can't even go to Subway without one of these kids personally telling you the bread is "Quido-tastic!" No, really, I was at the mall yesterday and saw Snooki opening a Bass Pro Shop. Or was it a stuffed woodchuck in lingerie? Close enough.
So while JWoww is behaving herself when it comes to alcohol, it sounds as though she isn't exactly following the network's rules when it comes to earning the big bucks with public appearances.
"She also said that even though MTV is only allowing one appearance per week, she is booking some stuff 'under the radar' and has seven appearances next week. North Carolina, Florida, Buffalo and Cancun were a few of the places she mentioned," snitched an insider.
MTV did not respond for comment. But a rep for Farley said "Jwoww is not doing paid appearances across the nation. she is visiting family and friends in other cities like she has doing for the last 10 years. She has always followed MTV guidelines and will continue to do so."
"At the end of the day, Larry, where were all these people the last 10 years, the last 15 years of Corey's life?" asked Feldman, also 38. "Where were all these people to lend a hand out, to reach out to him and say, you know, you're a legend, you're - you're an amazingly talented, wonderful person who's really never gone out of his way to hurt anybody other than himself?"That's exactly what I've been saying! All these celebrities tweeting away like Corey Haim was their goddamn life-partner and they spent Saturdays hiking together. It's literally Boner all over again. Next thing you know, they'll be on Larry King milking this thing for another 15 minutes. Well, I'm with you, Corey Feldman. Fuck. That. Wait. Video After the Jump
Feldman said "a sizeable memorial" will be planned for Haim - which he hopes will be well-attended. "You see these people making great statements and that's wonderful and I hope they're all there for the memorial and I hope they're all there for the funeral. But where were they during his life?"
Pratt, who has managed the couple since the day they met nearly five years ago - when Montag was 19 years old - is being replaced with a Malibu-based psychic named Aiden Chase, the reality star tells PEOPLE.Of course, it's obvious this Aiden Chase isn't a real psychic because upon being offered the job, he didn't put a gun in his mouth which anyone could tell you is the inevitable conclusion here. Shit, even I guessed it, and sometimes I forget to wear pants when I leave the house. That said, if this guy releases a statement announcing his client will one day be a vinyl couch, I think we have to agree he's legit.
"After the incredible experiences I have had healing my life and truly connecting to my dreams with healer intuitive Aiden Chase, I have officially asked him to become my manager," Montag says. "Having an intuitive psychic leading my team gives me an edge no one else has."
"No longer is my husband the face of my business or managing my career," she adds. "I am going to have Aiden Chase help manage my new life and career in a very different and positive way with light and love. The time for change is now. Never mix business and pleasure. We are no longer Speidi but Spencer and Heidi."
After being introduced by Corey Feldman shortly before Haim died, he began dating 27-year-old Daisy de la Hoya, the star of VH1 reality show Daisy of Love...Awesome. Can't wait to hear how, surprise, Daisy's carrying Corey Haim's baby as she finally finds a publicity gravy train that doesn't require Bret Michael's penis to board. On that note, will anyone be offended if I go back and change all my commentary from yesterday to "This bitch did it"? Okay, good. Scope Out (16) Pics of Daisy de la Hoya After the Jump
"I'm sooooooo devastated right now," de la Hoya tweeted this morning. "This is the worst day ever I can't believe this."
The romance between the two was very new. "Daisy loved The Lost Boys, and she always had a crush on Corey," a source close to De la Hoya tells us. "Their first official date was two weeks ago, but they'd been hanging out a little while before that. Corey invited her to the Playboy Mansion. Corey Feldman came, too."
De la Hoya apparently wanted to help Haim with his struggles. "Daisy knew Corey was doing a lot of drugs--especially prescription meds," our source says. "She thought he was kind and talented, and she wanted to rescue him. She became his confidant over the last few weeks. He told her a lot."
I was awakened at 8:30 this morning by my brother and sister knocking on my bedroom door. They informed me of the loss of my brother Corey Haim. My eyes weren't even open all the way when the tears started streaming down my face. I am so sorry for Corey, his mother Judy, his family, my family, all of our fans, and of course my son who I will have to find a way to explain this to when he gets home from school. This is a tragic loss of a wonderful,beautiful,tormented soul, who will always be my brother,family, and best friend. We must all take this as a lesson in how we treat the people we share this world with while they are still here to make a difference. Please respect our families as we struggle and grieve through this difficult time. I hope the art Corey has left behind will be remembered as the passion of that for which he truly lived. ~ CoreySo basically Corey Haim's death is a pain in the voice of Donatello's ass because he has to explain it to his son. Got it. On that note, if I had a kid and was friends with Corey Haim, I probably would've been laying the groundwork for this a long time ago. "Okay, son, Uncle Corey's going to play video games with us for a little while. But see how he's twitching? Don't get attached."
Sources connected with Dr. Drew's show tell us casting producers called Corey. They say he was "extremely defensive and insulted, saying, 'It's the last show I'd ever do.'"Since Corey's no longer us with us, I feel like he'd want me to deliver this message to Dr. Drew: FACE!
Our sources say the 3-minute conversation ended with Corey saying, "I do not need help."
"They're little babies doing this, mocking another child who's just trying to survive Hollywood, basically," Dina Lohan said.Did Dina Lohan seriously just chastise the babies in the E-Trade commercial for mocking Lindsay? The CGI-altered, probably not even a year old babies? .... How fucking high is this entire family? I legitimately have to know now so I'm prepared for the lawsuit against Garfield who's clearly an insulting reference to their cat's obesity.
"I'm just basically glad I took a stand. I'm not going to let them do this to us anymore," Dina Lohan said of the "horrible" and "mean" ad.
She said that the ad was clearly aimed at her daughter because unlike other stars, her daughter's first name is synonymous with the "Herbie Fully Loaded" actress.
"Everyone knows Lindsay, like Cher or Madonna."
We've learned Corey had been sick the last couple of days with flu-like symptoms. The medications recovered, however, were not related to his illness, sources tell TMZ.While it must've been terrible to see her drug addict son reach his inevitable conclusion, the person I feel most sad for is Corey Feldman who no doubt was awaken in the middle of the night when their psychic bond was broken. COREY: *sits straight up* Imzadi. NOOOOO! HOOKER: Baby, calm down, you're having a bad dream. COREY: Ack! You're not Michael Jackson!
We're told no illicit drugs were found in the apartment.
Sources say Haim got out of bed just before 1 AM and collapsed in front of his mother. She called 911 at 12:53 AM and Corey was taken to the hospital where he was pronounced dead at 2:15 AM.
Corey's mom told authorities he had been battling prescription drug addiction for years.
Amanda Seyfried is the greatest actress of our time
Amanda Seyfried appears in the latest issue of Esquire where she discusses the art of looking hot as shit: Clever and adventurous? Wow. I hate to be the one to break it to Amanda Seyfried, but I guarantee you that's not what any man is thinking at that moment. Unless it's me, then I'm totally thinking all that stuff she just said. What was it again? Right, cleavage and adverbs.
via The Superficial - Because You're Ugly.